Kanye! You've been lame ever since 808's!

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN.... So my man Ray J gave us a instant classic earlier this summer with that smash hit, "I Hit It First". Also let me remind the people that he never said Kim's name in that master piece. So the song came out and no one outside of the Kanye camp heard a peep out of him in response to the three minute piece of studio heaven.

Now after 20,000 years this bum Kanye wants to say something??? Even worse he can't be like any other self respecting rapper from the Southside of Chicago or any urban area for that matter, and make his rebuttal in a ghetto magazine or website. He could've sought out one of the paparazzis he's attacked and got it on TMZ. He could've went to a New York radio station or someone's studio in their mama's basement. But no he had to add to his whackness and give Ray J a sub par bar on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon! Jimmy Fallon?!?! Not even Leno or Conan or Letterman or George Lopez The Brand New Arsenio Hall Show. But no, this buster runs to Jimmy Fallon. He would've accumulated more street cred performing on The Talk. Anyway this clown goes on Jimmy Fallon and before he dives into one of his unexpectedly average songs from his extremely whack album he utters this pitiful attempt at starting a beef,

"Brandy’s little sister lame man he know it now ... When a real brother hold you down, you ‘sposed to drown."

First off we going to name calling now? That's lame Mr. West. Secondly... what are you talking about? Why you out here drowning hos? You won't drown if you wear a raincoat, which leads me to my next point. Everyone knows you can't make a ho a housewife. It's not like this information was top secret Mr. West. I'm sure you saw the tape, along with the articles about her running through more NFL training camps than a unsigned rookie. Kanye you have to face the facts... Yo bitch... excuse me, your baby mama bitch was a everyday slut bucket. She probably didn't even have to dilate to give birth. I apologize, this isn't about her. I will refocus, the point is Kanye, you're whack. How are you going to call Ray J lame like we didn't see your interview on Kris Jenner's talk show which is now probably cancelled (hopefully anyway), if you closed your eyes and listened you would think a timid, 40 something white man was speaking. Not that there is anything wrong with sounding like or being a 40 something white man, unless.......... You're a rapper!

 

 

 

 

 

-If yo girl was a ho... she was a ho. Nothing you can do about it. Just accept it. If a man says he hit it first all you can say is you hit it best or at the very least, you hit it last.-



Stay tuned...

Keef is going to air Kanye out shortly!

Why McDonalds Stays Winnin

This is why Merica' is the greatest country in the world!  If Wendy's or Arby's does this it's fuckin over!

WTF Video of a undetermined amount of time

I come across the strangest stuff while looking for news you can use. This is one of them. I was trying to track down the snake Britney Spears used at the VMA's and came across this video. Apparently she's popping somewhere because she has over 12 million views. Regardless, enjoy.

-If you cheat and she gets mad, she ain't going nowhere. If you cheat and she's calm... you should find a new place of residence and consider everything in the home hers now.-

It's like Pam... Lite

Most of us have looked up to a celebrity at one point in time or another. Some of us have even tried to imitate then. Might've been rocking a eye patch like Slick Rick or even gone to the extreme and went out and bought a albino python named "Banana" and wore it around public places like Britney (Bitch). But a certain Carolyn Anderson of Liverpool has gone to an even further extreme of paying upwards of 31 thousand of them thangs to look like Pamela Anderson. On the plus side, at least she picked a good looking white Nubian queen to resemble but at what price is too much? Honestly I'm not really too concerned about her obsession unless she intends to duplicate a great sex tape like Pam did. I still get chills thinking about that day out on the boat. Anywho... Without further ado i present to you Miss Carolyn Anderson. I personally think its just the beach and the Baywatch swimsuit that makes her look like her.

 

Take away all that beach and sand and you have another overly botoxed high cheeked blond chick.

 

 

-Fuck bitches, read books.-

 

I just don't get it...

You can call me old fashioned or ignorant or unsympathetic or any other term you can think of, but this story makes no sense to me. I am absolutely befuddled. First I must say that I'm not homophobic. Well I'm not even sure if these two qualify as homosexuals... Anyway the story goes like this, I stumbled upon a page that had a story about a teenage couple, a boy and a girl. Nothing odd about that right? Wrong. The boy was born a girl and the girl was born a boy. I know this isn't news but the story befuddled me so I thought I'd share it.

 

Actual link:

http://www.thestupidstation.com/home/image/644/0/transgender-teens-who-fell-in-now-and-became-couple

-The ratio of good men to bad men hasn't changed much since moms and grams day. The biggest change has been the mindset of the modern woman. Women of yester year were willing to share a hero, vice owning a zero.-

Wonderful White Woman Wednesday I!

This is a new thang Keef is starting. Aren't you tired of looking at extremely sexy yet extremely unattainable women on the bolgosphere? I know I am. So every wednesday I am going to present a different attractive Nubian White queen that just about any guy with a decent personality should be able to shag.

 

This very first installment of WWWW goes out to Morgan Smith-Goodwin aka the Wendy's girl! What's not to love? She's a red head and slangs delicious, juicy burgers in her free time!

 

 

 

 

 

-Ladies, he cheated because he doesn't respect your relationship. But he lied, he lied because he respects you and your emotions. Embrace the man who lies about past transgressions; flee from the man who admits it without a wince.- I believe that second part is in one of the lost sea scrolls.

Brah, she's the Sure Thing

To steal a line from my main man Lil' Duval, In Blank Stare News... That's all I could think of when I read this story I am about to present to you ungrateful people. I don't think you can ever appreciate the amount of hours I spend filtering through useless news reports to find the few gems like this one.

So there is a Polish chick out there who wants to have sex with 100,000 men (Screw you Wilt Chamberlain). Sounds cool, I know. Naturally any man aside from the homosexuals and the preachers would be intrigued by this. Some might be a little more than intrigued. A few might even let the spirit of being neighborly take over them and offer their helping hand in assisting this young lady in achieving her goal.  The story sounds too good to be true. A young polish (That's that Nubian white! That motherland white! That anymore white and she'd be clear white!) girl who basically is looking for some penii or penises (don't judge me. I only did three semesters at junior college) any where she can get it. Crazy thing is, she has a boyfriend, and even crazier, he plans on sticking with her through this. As of 2 hours ago she was at partner number 394. Now if you do the math, I didn't, some good people at HP did however, in order to complete her goal she would have to have sex day and night, no water break, no naps, no snacks for nearly 4 years! I believe in this young lady, but there is one thing that seems to make this task a little far fetched. She goes on to say that she wants each session to last at least 20 minutes. As many women would tell this girl... good luck with that! Sometimes us men aren't trying to hit a home run every time, and yes, at my age 20 minutes is a walk off homer. Usually I aim for a ground rule double, just so i don't have to run as hard. Or some nights I'm just trying to make contact with the ball and not even focused getting on base. I digress. People who know Keef, knows Keef is a good guy, and is always willing to help. Only problem is this girl ain't cute. So i can not assist her in this endeavour... unless i was the last one. That's right, I'd have to be the coveted lucky number 100,000! How many men can say they were a woman's 100th or 1,000th or 10,000th? There might be a few but i can almost guarantee that no man has been a woman's 100,000th! And I am all about exclusiveness!

Before you women even turn your nose to her, I want to ask you a question. How many of you have a goal? A goal that you are not ashamed of? A goal that you're willing to put out for the world to know? A goal that you have actually put out to the world? If you haven't done all of those things then drop the stones you were about to cast and support this young dreamer!

If anyone would like to lend some encouragement or advice to this young lady (I use that term loosely... loosely, you see what i did there?) check out her website. If you're not as versed in Polish as I am then you might want to use a translator.
http://www.anialisewska.pl/

Now if you can excuse me, I have a red eye to Warsaw to catch. I end this with a hats off to you Ania Lisewska! Do you boo boo. Do you...

 Yep that's her!

I bet all the brothas want her now! Kam would smash!

 

 

 

 

-You ain't lived til you have the love of your life look you in the eyes and tell you the three words that every man dreads to hear but knows it's coming... You Ain't $#!+-