Miscarriage: The down side to twerkin'

We love you Johnni

I bet never in a million years have u ever thought that the wonderful interpretive dance form known as "twerkin" could bring death or anything negative. This extremely pleasurable form of expression has always been known for bringing joy to both parties involved. However that wasn't the case this past weekend in Houston. A certain Johnni Blaze who has been hailed as "The Queen of Houston" was demonstrating her tension relieving form of dance on stage for a group of on lookers at a gentleman's club, when suddenly, to both her and the audiences surprise she sprung a leak in the... uh how do i say this gingerly??? Sprung a leak in the pussy area (yea that's it), and blood was everywhere. She quickly exited stage left. After the clean up on isle three she resumed her throne and gave it another shot. This time unfortunately, she went into convulsions and fell out on stage. She was rushed to the hospital where it was allegedly discovered that she had a miscarriage. So we here at the Keef n Kam show would like to send our condolences and a handful of wadded up $1 out to Ms Blaze. Stay strong sister girl!