Sunday, July 28, 2013

Keef's Not So New Movie Review....

So this weekend I decided to pop in Seven Pounds to see if I would cry again. Well let me back track and say this, the first time i watched was during allergy season. And that's all I have to say about that.
 


So the first thing you need to know about the movie is.... Rosario Dawson is still fine as hell even though she's playing a dying chick. Oh... spoiler alert.

So Seven Pounds is about a man who through a traumatic experience decides his new life mission is to help others and he is willing to die in order to complete that mission. So it starts with Will Smith calling Woody Harrelson, the young guy from Cheers, at his work place and harassing him about being blind. It's actually quite cruel and if you're one of those soccer mom types who are against bullying you might turn the movie off right then and there. Immediately after hanging up Will Smith's character begins to cry which is just a sample of whats to come. The guy is really unstable... He did accidentally kill seven people so maybe that's why. Anyway, he follows these not so random people around to make sure they deserve what he has to give them. He then presents himself as a IRS tax agent to get close to Dawson's character. This is where I got confused. The chick has a bad heart and the doctor said she has roughly a month left to live. SO what does Will Smith's character and Hollywood decide to do? They decide to let Will smash! The broad passed out walking down some stairs yet she survived a pipin??? And how rude of that man to even smash a chick who heart barely pumps... Anyway, right after smashin he decides to go run (in the rain) to the hospital to talk to the doctor. Doc tells him ol girl only has a 3% chance of finding a donor. So he rushes home and kills himself so she can have his heart. Now i left out a bunch of major parts to the movie but i reserve the right to do so. Point is, he stalked this chick and almost murdered her. His pipe game must not have been about nothing. But thats enough of me discussing another man's pipe game.

 
 

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