So there is a Polish chick out there who wants to have sex with 100,000 men (Screw you Wilt Chamberlain). Sounds cool, I know. Naturally any man aside from the homosexuals and the preachers would be intrigued by this. Some might be a little more than intrigued. A few might even let the spirit of being neighborly take over them and offer their helping hand in assisting this young lady in achieving her goal. The story sounds too good to be true. A young polish (That's that Nubian white! That motherland white! That anymore white and she'd be clear white!) girl who basically is looking for some penii or penises (don't judge me. I only did three semesters at junior college) any where she can get it. Crazy thing is, she has a boyfriend, and even crazier, he plans on sticking with her through this. As of 2 hours ago she was at partner number 394. Now if you do the math, I didn't, some good people at HP did however, in order to complete her goal she would have to have sex day and night, no water break, no naps, no snacks for nearly 4 years! I believe in this young lady, but there is one thing that seems to make this task a little far fetched. She goes on to say that she wants each session to last at least 20 minutes. As many women would tell this girl... good luck with that! Sometimes us men aren't trying to hit a home run every time, and yes, at my age 20 minutes is a walk off homer. Usually I aim for a ground rule double, just so i don't have to run as hard. Or some nights I'm just trying to make contact with the ball and not even focused getting on base. I digress. People who know Keef, knows Keef is a good guy, and is always willing to help. Only problem is this girl ain't cute. So i can not assist her in this endeavour... unless i was the last one. That's right, I'd have to be the coveted lucky number 100,000! How many men can say they were a woman's 100th or 1,000th or 10,000th? There might be a few but i can almost guarantee that no man has been a woman's 100,000th! And I am all about exclusiveness!
Before you women even turn your nose to her, I want to ask you a question. How many of you have a goal? A goal that you are not ashamed of? A goal that you're willing to put out for the world to know? A goal that you have actually put out to the world? If you haven't done all of those things then drop the stones you were about to cast and support this young dreamer!
If anyone would like to lend some encouragement or advice to this young lady (I use that term loosely... loosely, you see what i did there?) check out her website. If you're not as versed in Polish as I am then you might want to use a translator.
http://www.anialisewska.pl/
Now if you can excuse me, I have a red eye to Warsaw to catch. I end this with a hats off to you Ania Lisewska! Do you boo boo. Do you...
Yep that's her!
I bet all the brothas want her now! Kam would smash!
-You ain't lived til you have the love of your life look you in the eyes and tell you the three words that every man dreads to hear but knows it's coming... You Ain't $#!+-
KillaKam said...
ReplyDeleteI think you know this hoe... I think you done showed me her pic before...