What Video Got 16 million Views In 24 Hours???

None other than that beautiful Columbiana Shakira and that ho a** skank Rihanna... Enjoy...

 

 

 

 

 

I got $100 on Zimmerman!

George Zimmerman, the "White Hispanic" (whatever that means) that beat a murder beef last year finds himself in the tabloids again. I personally believe he is on his way to being the next OJ Simpson. Now he is offering his services in a Celebrity Boxing match. I honestly don't think he is trying to showcase his boxing skill. I think he is in terrible debt to his attorneys and knows that people will pay top dollar to see him in the boxing ring with someone big and BLACK. I think he's sure to gross at least a couple hundred stacks, depending on the opponent. Which leads me to my next topic. The Game, the bitch ass nigga we let represent the west coast for the time being wants to put his paws on Z Man. Honestly the game is kind of obligated to do this, seeing how he got a tattoo of a hooded Trayvon on his leg or some mess like that. He's known for getting ridiculous tattoos. like that butterfly on the face back in the day. Or the fact that he claims to be some type of blood with a tattoo of a crip on his body. I digress as i always do. If The Game decides to get in the ring we may be talking millions of dollars at stake here. Might even turn into a PPV event. Maybe even a under card for the next Mayweather fight on Cinco de Mayo. Anyway that's the hottest rumor according to TMZ. So you know its real.

 

 

 

 

Forget Lynch... Savanna Samson Trying To Put The Seahawks On Her Back

If you're one of those people who are into porn. You know, one of those people who can ramble off a few porn stars off the top of your head like you're naming the fifty states:

1. Adrianna Nichole★
2. Alana Evans
3. Alanah Rae★
4. Alexandra Quinn
5. Alexis Breeze
6. Amber Rayne★
7. Andi Anderson
8. Andy San Dimas★
9. Annette Schwartz
10. Asa Akira★
11. Aurora Snow★
12. Austin Taylor
13. Ava Devine
14. Avy Scott
15. Belladonna★
16. Bobbi Starr★
17. Bree Olson★
18. Brianna Love
19. Bridgette B★
20. Brittany Angel
21. Cadence Calibre
22. Carly Parker★
23. Caroline Pierce★
24. Charley Chase★
25. Cherry Poppens
26. Claire Dames
27. Courtney Cummz★
28. Courtney Simpson
29. Dana DeArmond★
30. Daphne Rosen
31. Darryl Hanna★
32. Delilah Strong★
33. Devon Lee
34. Devon Michaels
35. Esperanza Gomez★
36. Flower Tucci★
37. Friday
38. Gen Padova
39. Georgia Peach★
40. Gianna Michaels★
41. Gisselle
42. Heidi Mayne
43. Hillary Scott★
44. Inari Vachs
45. Jada Stevens★
46. Jane Darling★
47. Janet Mason★
48. Jasmine Byrne★
49. Jenna Haze★
50. Jennifer Dark
51. Jewel De'Nyle
52. Juelz Ventura
53. Julia Ann
54. Kagney Linn Karter
55. Katie Ray
56. Katie St Ives★
57. Katja Kassin
58. Katsumi★
59. Kaylynn
60. Kelly Devine★
61. Kelly Wells
62. Krissy Lynn
63. Kristina Rose
64. Kylie G Worthy
65. Lady Sonia
66. Lauren Phoenix★
67. Leighlani Red
68. Lexi Lockhart
69. Liliane Tiger
70. Lisa Ann★
71. Liza Del Sierra★
72. Lola
73. Lorena Sanchez
74. Luscious Lopez
75. Mackenzee Pierce
76. Maggie Star
77. Maya Hills
78. Melanie Jagger
79. Mellanie Monroe★
80. Mia Lelani
81. Missy Woods
82. Monica Sweetheart★
83. Monique Fuentes
84. Naomi Russell
85. Natasha Nice
86. Naughty Alysha★
87. Nikki Sexx
88. Nina Hartley
89. Paige Turner
90. Phoenix Marie★
91. Phyllisha Anne
92. Rachel Solari
93. Ricki White★
94. Sandra Romain★
95. Sara Jay
96. Sarah Vandella★
97. Sasha Grey★
98. Savanna Samson★
99. Savannah Gold
100. Savannah Stern★
101. Sharon Wild
102. Shyla Stylez★
103. Silvia Saint
104. Skylar Price
105. Sophie Dee
106. Summer Lynn
107. Syren De Mer★
108. Tara Lynn Foxx★
109. Tiffany Sixx
110. Tori Black★
111. Tory Lane
112. Trina Michaels
113. Valentina Rossini
114. Velicity Von★
115. Victoria Sin
116. Zoey Andrews
117. Zoey Holloway

I digress... Anyway Savanna Samson (according to TMZ, so you know its real) was recently interviewed and confessed she's been a long time fan of the Seahawks. Big deal, so what? Well she is telling Marshawn Lynch to move over and let her take on the responsibility of putting the team (mostly the D) on her back... literally. She wants to tape her getting gang banged by the Legion of Boom. But we all know that won't happen because there will be some Jonathan Martin type clown on the squad who aint with it! Well it makes for a decent story anyway. I wish you the best Ms Samson.

 

Side note: ALL those actresses listed do interracial porn... If you're into that sort of thing.

Ain't Shit Free... Especially School Lunch!

A group of children got a harsh dose of reality at a elementary school in Utah. Long story short, these kids parents ain't pay up for them school lunches and the principal wasn't having it! Not one bit! They pulled some cold hearted pimp $#!+ on them youths. They let the kids get in line and receive their lunch. Right when those little crumb snatchers were about to bite into that PB & J or take a swig of that there calcium enriched milk they snatched it straight from their hands and threw it in the trash! Now Keef does love the kids, and I feel for the first 10 or so of those kids. But the rest didn't deserve to eat. How are you going to watch Billy, Susie, Grant, Max, Brittany, Archibald and nem to get their snack packs snatch and you don't think to hurry up and eat yours? In the words of Kevin Hart when he was funny, "What? Don't nobody run in yo house?" Now I'm sure there will be questions answered in the future about this and I admit it could have been handled better. But hey if it was resolved appropriately you wouldn't be reading this, now would you? Oh well.

 

 



 

 



Truth Be Told... Macklemore Earned That Grammy!

Earned it like Lincoln freed the slaves... Which means not really though. I didn't watch the Grammy's because well, that's not something Keef does. If you have "American urban people" (niggaz) on your social media accounts then I am sure that your timelines were flooded with people claiming racism because Kendrick Lamar didn't win a single Grammy. Even more so that a WHITE yes WHITE boy (or two) won big, that white boy being Macklemore. From here on out I will refer to him simply as The Mack Man. He won best rap performance, best rap song, and best rap album. A lot of people were saying he didn't deserve to win based solely on his skin color and appearance. Without even listening to a single song of his. I was partly guilty of that, I didn't think he deserved it either. But not because of his color or appearance or body of work, but because I felt GKMC (Good Kid, M.A.A.D. City) could not be touched by any mainstream artist. PERIOD. But the Grammy family/ judges believed otherwise.

Let's talk about the judges real quick. KRS 1, Ed Lover, Dr. Dre, Common, Eminem, or the ghost of Tupac aren't apart of the judging process. You don't have to be a hip hop head to take part in the voting process. So basically you have a bunch of older white people in the industry who vote on numerous topics. They get to vote on a reportedly nine different awards. When it comes to hip hop they usually pick who they have heard of before. Whoever is more "POP"ular. It comes down to name recognition. Mack Man said he was given a ballot and that he didn't recognize any of the artists outside of the hip hop realm. With that being said, it's easy to see how he won. He's a new white rapper who appears to be sane and modest. But most importantly he supports the gay movement!

Yep I said it! He knew what he was doing all long. At any given point in time 'Murrica is supporting some small disenfranchised group within our borders (and sometimes outside our borders). Right now we happen to be supporting the queers (its cool i have gay friends). The guy did a few interviews and said when he was younger he thought he was gay because he liked to clean his room and he could draw well. Really? Naw son, you weren't gay! You were just stupid! Or not I mean he flipped that story into a near sweep at the Grammy's. Lesson for Kendrick if you want to win a Grammy pick a struggle (Outside of Black youth) and exploit it, i mean acknowledge it and fight for it. Then do a song about a commercial product known world wide (Nike), and try to make it sound so inspirational to almost make people forget that you're probably getting paid for it.

All in all I will say this, The Heist, Mack Man's album was decent to good. Definitely not the best or even top 5 but good. I'm upset Born Sinner didn't even get a nom! I'm upset that Yeezus got a nom. But this show is a popularity contest. How can people get upset about the results of a category that they don't even have the respect to air on national television. They gave The Isley Brothers a lifetime achievement award but didn't air that and didn't even allow them to perform a single song while some artist performed multiple acts. I'm not saying the Grammys are racist. I'm just saying they don't like niggaz.

So by now I'm sure you're confused on where i stand on this. So let me clarify, I could care less about best rap performance or best rap song. But best rap album went to King Kendrick hands down! Maybe after this year the Grammy committee will pay closer attention to the rap community. Maybe kids in Chicago will stop killing each other and love one another. It's possible but not likely.

And I leave you with this. It's more than fitting.

 

 

Los Angeles: The City Where Erections Go To Die

Now I've been known to dabble in porn a little bit. I like to think of myself as a pioneer in porn viewing, a trendsetter even. I'm not really into that regular stuff. I like that weird stuff. Like chicks getting busy with a full leg cast on. Or a pregnant threesome. I can't wait for that conjoined twin tape to drop this year. But i say all that to say this... I recently read about the city of Los Angeles' new law mandating all male porn performers to wear condoms! That's some ol b***s***! Everybody knows you can't feel nothing with a rubber on!