Just damn...
Thursday, July 30, 2015
Saturday, June 13, 2015
#LetRachelLive
So if you paid your phone bill this week and have more than 7 friends on Facebook then you have most likely heard of the Nubian Queen Rachel Dolezal. But for those of you who got a beef with Cricket right now, let me fill you in right quick. Rachel is a #TransRace woman coming straight outta Spokane, Washington. Allegedly she was born as white as Smores and Heely's. At some point in her life she decided enough was enough and one morning she hopped up out the bed, turned her black on, and the rest was history.
So whats the big deal Keef? Well Ms. Dolezal just so happens to be the head/President of the Spokane NAACP chapter.There is a lot of speculation with this story. People are reading blog sites reports of this story like its the truth written in stone or something. In my research, I never found anything where she flat out said I am as black as Burnie Mack. But people will read 2 or 3 memes and think they got the whole story on smash.
Her parents are claiming that she is white because they are both white, and her father's name is on the birth certificate. However, I recall a situation in Detroit i believe where a woman put a random mans name on a form as her child's father so she could receive government assistance. She later admitted that he wasn't the father yet he was still charged for back child support. Check it out. I mention that to say that a name on paper doesn't mean much. Next was the allegations that she lied and said her younger adopted black brothers were her own. That has black people all in a frenzy too. Well there is partial truth to that. Her brother attempted to emancipate himself from her parents and went to move with Rachel. She became his guardian, legal or not i don't know. I don't get paid for that.
At the end of the day, I don't see the big deal. Some people say she profited off being black due to her job and that she got a full scholarship to Howard University. I would think that being white would've gotten her more scholarship opportunities at a primarily black school, but I went to Everett, we have all kinds of diversity in there. And how much money can be made from being a NAACP head?
The real issue at hand is the fact that she is fine as third century wine. that's what really got these people in a frenzy. 37 years old and stuntin on half these younger birds. I'll include pictures, don't you worry. Now while I am on Ms. Rachel's side, the comedian in me can't deny the hilarity of the #AskRachel frenzy going on.
So whats the big deal Keef? Well Ms. Dolezal just so happens to be the head/President of the Spokane NAACP chapter.There is a lot of speculation with this story. People are reading blog sites reports of this story like its the truth written in stone or something. In my research, I never found anything where she flat out said I am as black as Burnie Mack. But people will read 2 or 3 memes and think they got the whole story on smash.
Her parents are claiming that she is white because they are both white, and her father's name is on the birth certificate. However, I recall a situation in Detroit i believe where a woman put a random mans name on a form as her child's father so she could receive government assistance. She later admitted that he wasn't the father yet he was still charged for back child support. Check it out. I mention that to say that a name on paper doesn't mean much. Next was the allegations that she lied and said her younger adopted black brothers were her own. That has black people all in a frenzy too. Well there is partial truth to that. Her brother attempted to emancipate himself from her parents and went to move with Rachel. She became his guardian, legal or not i don't know. I don't get paid for that.
At the end of the day, I don't see the big deal. Some people say she profited off being black due to her job and that she got a full scholarship to Howard University. I would think that being white would've gotten her more scholarship opportunities at a primarily black school, but I went to Everett, we have all kinds of diversity in there. And how much money can be made from being a NAACP head?
The real issue at hand is the fact that she is fine as third century wine. that's what really got these people in a frenzy. 37 years old and stuntin on half these younger birds. I'll include pictures, don't you worry. Now while I am on Ms. Rachel's side, the comedian in me can't deny the hilarity of the #AskRachel frenzy going on.
I don't know if this one is legit but I like it regardless.
#AskRachel
#Pray4Rachel
"Almost every man wants to grow up and marry a woman as classy and beautiful as his mother, and have a side chick as raunchy and nasty as the woman his dad cheated on her with." -Keef
Sunday, May 31, 2015
First things first I want to shout out the two people that read this.
Ok so today i was perusing other peoples blogs looking up my favorite subject: Side Chicks. And believe it or not society is actually sympathetic to the plight of side chicks. Yes i said sympathetic and plight in regards to side chicks. I know some people have preconceived notions about side chicks but at the end of the day most of them are like pit bulls. They are just fun loving creatures looking for love from a decent owner and sometimes family, but have been stigmatized by society. There has been a label placed on them as home wreckers, Jezebels, skanks, harlots and etc. But the truth of the matter is that the main chick is the true home wrecker 90% of the time (Note: 90% of all statistics are made up). I'm not just going to drop a bomb like that and walk away. I'll break it down for you.
I have a few partners (as in home boys not to be confused with domestic partners) who have side chicks. Some have been married for decades, some are newly weds, and some are just dating. Their ages, races, upbringing, political orientation all differ, but one thing connects them all. That longing or desire for something the woman they thought they loved just wont or cant give them. For the main chicks out there let me say this first, you're man loves you. that's why he is still there. That's why you get Ruth Chris' and she gets Outback at the most! There are some men who just have an insatiable appetite. Appetite for sex, or some genre of stimulation. I have a friend who is cheating on his wife in every sense of the word, but has never touched the woman he is cheating with, Rather he makes love to her mind, the sneak around and meet up to discuss politics and current events. The rush he gets from that mental stimulation is unmatched he says. He thinks he could get in her draws but the ecstasy he gets from the conversation is so much joy that he doesn't dream of crossing that line. I remember one day we were talking and I asked him what made him realize that she was the one. The answer was so simple, he told me they were having casual conversation over a friendly lunch and he accidentally said the word, 'cognizant' and she understood it and actually gave him slight praise for using it. Let me tell you. I was astonished! Something so simple opened his mind, eyes and heart to a woman he may or may not have ever seen in that light before.
After that i really began inquiring from my other friends. The answers were astonishing. They ranged from, 'because she cooks better' to 'she's in the same field of work as me'. These responses left me with the understanding that sometimes there is almost nothing a woman can do to keep her man completely satisfied. But there are other times where women just don't want to do what it takes to keep their man pleased. Now i know what some of y'all are saying. "If he gonna cheat then he should leave! Don't put his unfaithfulness on me!" and blah blah blah. And in a perfect world. A world of black and white that would be true. but in reality there is of grey matter, and a lot of it. I suddenly got tired. I'll finish this when i feel like it!
"Jesus loved the hos too! Ask Mary M." -Keef
Ok so today i was perusing other peoples blogs looking up my favorite subject: Side Chicks. And believe it or not society is actually sympathetic to the plight of side chicks. Yes i said sympathetic and plight in regards to side chicks. I know some people have preconceived notions about side chicks but at the end of the day most of them are like pit bulls. They are just fun loving creatures looking for love from a decent owner and sometimes family, but have been stigmatized by society. There has been a label placed on them as home wreckers, Jezebels, skanks, harlots and etc. But the truth of the matter is that the main chick is the true home wrecker 90% of the time (Note: 90% of all statistics are made up). I'm not just going to drop a bomb like that and walk away. I'll break it down for you.
I have a few partners (as in home boys not to be confused with domestic partners) who have side chicks. Some have been married for decades, some are newly weds, and some are just dating. Their ages, races, upbringing, political orientation all differ, but one thing connects them all. That longing or desire for something the woman they thought they loved just wont or cant give them. For the main chicks out there let me say this first, you're man loves you. that's why he is still there. That's why you get Ruth Chris' and she gets Outback at the most! There are some men who just have an insatiable appetite. Appetite for sex, or some genre of stimulation. I have a friend who is cheating on his wife in every sense of the word, but has never touched the woman he is cheating with, Rather he makes love to her mind, the sneak around and meet up to discuss politics and current events. The rush he gets from that mental stimulation is unmatched he says. He thinks he could get in her draws but the ecstasy he gets from the conversation is so much joy that he doesn't dream of crossing that line. I remember one day we were talking and I asked him what made him realize that she was the one. The answer was so simple, he told me they were having casual conversation over a friendly lunch and he accidentally said the word, 'cognizant' and she understood it and actually gave him slight praise for using it. Let me tell you. I was astonished! Something so simple opened his mind, eyes and heart to a woman he may or may not have ever seen in that light before.
After that i really began inquiring from my other friends. The answers were astonishing. They ranged from, 'because she cooks better' to 'she's in the same field of work as me'. These responses left me with the understanding that sometimes there is almost nothing a woman can do to keep her man completely satisfied. But there are other times where women just don't want to do what it takes to keep their man pleased. Now i know what some of y'all are saying. "If he gonna cheat then he should leave! Don't put his unfaithfulness on me!" and blah blah blah. And in a perfect world. A world of black and white that would be true. but in reality there is of grey matter, and a lot of it. I suddenly got tired. I'll finish this when i feel like it!
Thursday, April 9, 2015
J. Cole is silently making history... Unbeknownst to niggas
Check this video out. J. Cole will be respected 20 years from now! So many in-nuances I can't even count.
Pretend I said something witty
You ain't got to go all the way to Afrika girl....
The Week Apple Contributed To The Revolution (RIP Walter Scott)
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