#LetRachelLive

So if you paid your phone bill this week and have more than 7 friends on Facebook then you have most likely heard of the Nubian Queen Rachel Dolezal. But for those of you who got a beef with Cricket right now, let me fill you in right quick. Rachel is a #TransRace woman coming straight outta Spokane, Washington. Allegedly she was born as white as Smores and Heely's. At some point in her life she decided enough was enough and one morning she hopped up out the bed, turned her black on, and the rest was history.

So whats the big deal Keef? Well Ms. Dolezal just so happens to be the head/President of the Spokane NAACP chapter.There is a lot of speculation with this story. People are reading blog sites reports of this story like its the truth written in stone or something. In my research, I never found anything where she flat out said I am as black as Burnie Mack. But people will read 2 or 3 memes and think they got the whole story on smash.

Her parents are claiming that she is white because they are both white, and her father's name is on the birth certificate. However, I recall a situation in Detroit i believe where a woman put a random mans name on a form as her child's father so she could receive government assistance. She later admitted that he wasn't the father yet he was still charged for back child support. Check it out. I mention that to say that a name on paper doesn't mean much. Next was the allegations that she lied and said her younger adopted black brothers were her own. That has black people all in a frenzy too. Well there is partial truth to that. Her brother attempted to emancipate himself from her parents and went to move with Rachel. She became his guardian, legal or not i don't know. I don't get paid for that.

At the end of the day, I don't see the big deal. Some people say she profited off being black due to her job and that she got a full scholarship to Howard University. I would think that being white would've gotten her more scholarship opportunities at a primarily black school, but I went to Everett, we have all kinds of diversity in there. And how much money can be made from being a NAACP head?

The real issue at hand is the fact that she is fine as third century wine. that's what really got these people in a frenzy. 37 years old and stuntin on half these younger birds. I'll include pictures, don't you worry. Now while I am on Ms. Rachel's side, the comedian in me can't deny the hilarity of the #AskRachel frenzy going on.

I don't know if this one is legit but I like it regardless.

#AskRachel

#Pray4Rachel

 

"Almost every man wants to grow up and marry a woman as classy and beautiful as his mother, and have a side chick as raunchy and nasty as the woman his dad cheated on her with." -Keef