Saturday, July 6, 2013

Intervention: Black Friend Who Speaks White At Work! (Deon Cole Comedy S...

This describes Kam 110%! He always be at work using his junior college words when he talk to the other man! Then he want to come around the homies and try to front! We on to you!




Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Nigga! Nigga! Nigga!

In 2013 it seems like White people get more offended than anyone else over the word nigger. Guilty much??? Okay that was too low a blow too soon. 
But I absolutely hate when I see them pale faceded crackas on TV discussing the word nigga or nigger (if you nasty). But it doesn't stop there, I would feel the same way if I saw a man on CNN having a debate on how harmful the word CUNT is to women. Sit down and shut up!
 
I watched a interview with Matt Flour, i mean Lauer and Paula Deen and during the course of the interview he said, " The N word is the worst word you can call a African American". Well that just further solidifies my stance on being anything but a African American, because I can think of far worse things a person can call me other than a nigger. Criminal, liar, failure, bad father... are just a few things that would sting me more than someone calling me nigger. Honestly I've only been called a nigger a couple times in my life, and in both cases I acted out in a violent matter. Not because i was offended but because I was taught that was the proper response by my peers coming up.  As i got older i realized that type of mentality is what has a lot of my peers behind bars. Acting autonomously to situations that don't really bother them, just because that's how they were trained.
 
Like i do with any conversation over a word I'll present you with a definition of the term. Merriam-Webster had this to say:

Definition of NIGGER

1. usually offensive; see usage paragraph below: a black person
2. usually offensive; see usage paragraph below: a member of any dark-skinned race
3. : a member of a socially disadvantaged class of persons <it's time for somebody to lead all of America's niggers … all the people who feel left out of the political process — Ron Dellums>

Usage Discussion of NIGGER

Nigger in senses 1 and 2 can be found in the works of such writers of the past as Joseph Conrad, Mark Twain, and Charles Dickens, but it now ranks as perhaps the most offensive and inflammatory racial slur in English. Its use by and among blacks is not always intended or taken as offensive, but, except in sense 3, it is otherwise a word expressive of racial hatred and bigotry.
 
 
Now the reason I like to use a dictionary definition, is to take the emotion out of the word and make the argument strictly professional, for lack of a better word. Now how I feel about that word is this. It is simply a WORD. Any word only holds as much power as the receiver gives it. My dad told me something long ago that I will never forget. My father (yes I know who he is) is a very smart and talented man. He has taught me a myriad of things to which 80% of them I don't remember, but this one thing I will never forget. He told me this during a commercial break of my favorite show of all time, The Wonder Years (I'm full of surprises), he said, "Son, do you know what N.A.A.C.P. stands for?" I stuttered out, 'Yea, National Association for the Advancement of Colored People'. He told me "No. Niggas Ain't Always Colored People". And from that day on, I never took direct offense to the word. How can I get mad at a White person or any person other than a black person for using the same word that is screamed and shouted from every rap rooftop? These entertainers do shows in Europe and have the crowd rap nigga filled lyrics back to them. So what are these fans to do when they have a celebrated Black man pretty much justify their use of the word? Are they supposed to know that it's not okay to say it after the show? The way I see it is, Black people have two options: stop being so sensitive over a word you flaunt in front of the world, or simply keep the word in house. I seriously have a playlist of "nigga free" music i play when i have White people in the car with me. Just because i personally don't believe other races should say it in public or my presence. Yes its a double standard, but our society is full of them. I wouldn't call a random broad or ho a bitch to her face, even if she refers to herself as one. Nor would i call one of my gay friends a faggot in their presence but i might say it when describing them to someone else. "He a fag, but he cool though". These are things that i believe that 75% of us do. The White people i see on TV keep asking, "Why can you say nigga and i can't?" My response to that is Why do you WANT to say it so badly? Just respect there are double standards in life and this is one of them.

I could've been more eloquent but hey... I mean who actually reads the stuff anyway? When we get 100,000 views then maybe I'll rehash everything I've already said.



Starlito-"Reasonable Emotion"


Friday, June 28, 2013

Free Paula Deen!

 
Is it just me or is it silly for people to get up in arms about the big, bad N word in 2013? If you have a phone, TV, computer, a friend, or even pass a carrier pigeon or two in your daily life, then I am sure you have heard about the Paula Deen fiasco. If you've been hiding under a rock I will give you a brief rundown. Deen is a sweet old southern White lady who just loooooooooves to cook! That's all she wants to do. And she cooks tasty looking southern treats, some would even call it soul food. Do I sound a bit biased? Then so be it. Anyway she is being investigated after a former Black employee of hers for 5 years, accused her being racist and creating and allowing a hostile work environment.
 
So while Deen was being investigated she was asked if she had ever used the N word in her entire lifetime! The investigation is being conducted because of her alleged work behavior. SO why was the question geared towards her entire life?  Anyhow, she answered honestly and said, "Yes, of course." She then went on to tell the story of how one day way before she was THE Paula Deen, while working at a bank a Black man came in and put a gun to her head while robbing the bank. She then went to her HOME and told her HUSBAND about the ordeal and in doing so referred to the bank robber as a nigger. I don't see the issue here. Truth is truth. She was upset, a man could have ended her life right there on the spot, and she called him a nigger. She didn't go on a rant in front of cameras. She went to her place of solitude and told her confidant how she felt. On top of that it was many moons ago.
 
Now she is losing endorsement deals left and right. I say rather than reprimand Deen we should be celebrating her honesty! She could have easily said she has NEVER ever said that word. But she didn't, she told the truth because she is under that simplistic southern mentality that the truth shall set you free. Well in this case the truth has set millions of dollars free from her hold.
 
Keep fighting the good fight Paula! And I would've called him a nigger too!
 
And I know this next video will go against everything I said but it's still funny.
 
 
 

 

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Miscarriage: The down side to twerkin'



We love you Johnni

I bet never in a million years have u ever thought that the wonderful interpretive dance form known as "twerkin" could bring death or anything negative. This extremely pleasurable form of expression has always been known for bringing joy to both parties involved. However that wasn't the case this past weekend in Houston. A certain Johnni Blaze who has been hailed as "The Queen of Houston" was demonstrating her tension relieving form of dance on stage for a group of on lookers at a gentleman's club, when suddenly, to both her and the audiences surprise she sprung a leak in the... uh how do i say this gingerly??? Sprung a leak in the pussy area (yea that's it), and blood was everywhere. She quickly exited stage left. After the clean up on isle three she resumed her throne and gave it another shot. This time unfortunately, she went into convulsions and fell out on stage. She was rushed to the hospital where it was allegedly discovered that she had a miscarriage. So we here at the Keef n Kam show would like to send our condolences and a handful of wadded up $1 out to Ms Blaze. Stay strong sister girl!


Born Sinner Album Review



Iight Keef gonna review this J. Cole album. Let's all be honest... That last studio album was pure trash! Jay Z probably had his grimey hands all over it and made it trash. I mean Cole dropped at least 4 mixtapes that went ten times harder than that excuse for a record he tried to push on us. So with that being said, this was going to be either his redeeming CD or the 45 minutes that proved he wasn't ready for the limelight. I want to go on record saying that i personally loved this CD!

Now let me explain. The young whipper snapper dug deep within his loins (I don't even feel comfortable discussing another man's loins but... he did that!) to bring out some content that the game has been missing. First I am going to break you off with the Track list:
The J. Cole Born Sinner track list is as follows (Truly Yours 3 songs feature as asterisk):

1. Villuminati
2. Kerney Sermon (Skit)
3. LAnd Of The Snakes
4. Power Trip featuring Miguel
5. Mo Money (Interlude)
6. Trouble
7. Runaway
8. She Knows featuring Amber Coffman
9. Rich Niggaz
10. Where's Jermaine? (Skit)
11. Forbidden Fruit featuring Kendrick Lamar
12. Chaining Day
13. Ain't That Some Shit (Interlude)
14. Crooked Smile featuring TLC
15. Let Nas Down
16. Born Sinner featuring James Fauntleroy
*17. Miss America
*18. New York Times featuring 50 Cent & Bas
*19. Is She Gon Pop
*20. Niggaz Know
*21. Sparks Will Fly featuring Jhene Aiko

What I appreciated the most from the jump was 17 whole tracks! That's rare in today's commercial game. Most cats with throw you a disc with 11-14 tracks and tell you to shut up and be happy. But Jay threw 21 on this ho.

He came out the gate shooting with that Villuminati which is a play on words putting together Fayetteville (his hometown) and the Illuminati (and that's all I am going to say about them). Ironically he focuses on his relationship and often comparison with Jay Z on this track. Even talks about his initial feelings about Jay Z before and after meeting him. This is definitely not a intro track to skip! Now I ain't about to give y'all a full play by play, track for track of the joint. I give this album a SOLID 8 out of ten. You not gonna pop this in and pop a molly and get turnt up! You not going to wanna pull a drive by neither. However with this, you might want to pour something up with three ice cubes, roll a few of them thangs or pack a couple bowls. When the record stop you're going to want to rethink some of your previous views on things in life. You'll walk away feeling like you have a deeper connection with the artist. Something that I haven't felt since Good Kid MAAD City, and before that the Pledge mix tape series from Killer Mike.