Forget Lynch... Savanna Samson Trying To Put The Seahawks On Her Back

If you're one of those people who are into porn. You know, one of those people who can ramble off a few porn stars off the top of your head like you're naming the fifty states:

1. Adrianna Nichole★
2. Alana Evans
3. Alanah Rae★
4. Alexandra Quinn
5. Alexis Breeze
6. Amber Rayne★
7. Andi Anderson
8. Andy San Dimas★
9. Annette Schwartz
10. Asa Akira★
11. Aurora Snow★
12. Austin Taylor
13. Ava Devine
14. Avy Scott
15. Belladonna★
16. Bobbi Starr★
17. Bree Olson★
18. Brianna Love
19. Bridgette B★
20. Brittany Angel
21. Cadence Calibre
22. Carly Parker★
23. Caroline Pierce★
24. Charley Chase★
25. Cherry Poppens
26. Claire Dames
27. Courtney Cummz★
28. Courtney Simpson
29. Dana DeArmond★
30. Daphne Rosen
31. Darryl Hanna★
32. Delilah Strong★
33. Devon Lee
34. Devon Michaels
35. Esperanza Gomez★
36. Flower Tucci★
37. Friday
38. Gen Padova
39. Georgia Peach★
40. Gianna Michaels★
41. Gisselle
42. Heidi Mayne
43. Hillary Scott★
44. Inari Vachs
45. Jada Stevens★
46. Jane Darling★
47. Janet Mason★
48. Jasmine Byrne★
49. Jenna Haze★
50. Jennifer Dark
51. Jewel De'Nyle
52. Juelz Ventura
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54. Kagney Linn Karter
55. Katie Ray
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58. Katsumi★
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60. Kelly Devine★
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62. Krissy Lynn
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64. Kylie G Worthy
65. Lady Sonia
66. Lauren Phoenix★
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68. Lexi Lockhart
69. Liliane Tiger
70. Lisa Ann★
71. Liza Del Sierra★
72. Lola
73. Lorena Sanchez
74. Luscious Lopez
75. Mackenzee Pierce
76. Maggie Star
77. Maya Hills
78. Melanie Jagger
79. Mellanie Monroe★
80. Mia Lelani
81. Missy Woods
82. Monica Sweetheart★
83. Monique Fuentes
84. Naomi Russell
85. Natasha Nice
86. Naughty Alysha★
87. Nikki Sexx
88. Nina Hartley
89. Paige Turner
90. Phoenix Marie★
91. Phyllisha Anne
92. Rachel Solari
93. Ricki White★
94. Sandra Romain★
95. Sara Jay
96. Sarah Vandella★
97. Sasha Grey★
98. Savanna Samson★
99. Savannah Gold
100. Savannah Stern★
101. Sharon Wild
102. Shyla Stylez★
103. Silvia Saint
104. Skylar Price
105. Sophie Dee
106. Summer Lynn
107. Syren De Mer★
108. Tara Lynn Foxx★
109. Tiffany Sixx
110. Tori Black★
111. Tory Lane
112. Trina Michaels
113. Valentina Rossini
114. Velicity Von★
115. Victoria Sin
116. Zoey Andrews
117. Zoey Holloway

I digress... Anyway Savanna Samson (according to TMZ, so you know its real) was recently interviewed and confessed she's been a long time fan of the Seahawks. Big deal, so what? Well she is telling Marshawn Lynch to move over and let her take on the responsibility of putting the team (mostly the D) on her back... literally. She wants to tape her getting gang banged by the Legion of Boom. But we all know that won't happen because there will be some Jonathan Martin type clown on the squad who aint with it! Well it makes for a decent story anyway. I wish you the best Ms Samson.

 

Side note: ALL those actresses listed do interracial porn... If you're into that sort of thing.