Couple's Therapy: Don't Give Up The Ghost!

This picture says it all! I mean I ain't one for the reality show craze but Couples Therapy manages to get one hood classic every show it seems. From DMX to Flava Flav to Too $hort. Wasn't JoJo on there too? Anyway, my man Ghost is not disappointing this season. Long story short, this fool brought, in essence, his side chick on the show. It has been evident throughout the entire show that he is not nearly as vested in this relationship as his "girl" Kelsy is. But recently he dropped a bomb on her that he has been dating another chick for two years. The crazy part is that he has only been dating young Kelsy for 1 year. So some of the staff members thought it would be a good idea to call Ghost's REAL woman to the stage. So she shows up... and shuts the game down! She's badder than a two year old! She comes in with a tight fitting yet not ratchet dress on.  Got every single one of her hairs did. I mean every last one! While Kelsy over there looking like a referee without a whistle! So the confrontation begins and Ghost's begins to tell his main thing about that trash he been taking out, or "bagging" as New Yorkers would say. Young Kelsy is getting hype! She doing the neck rolling, the hand clapping, and all the other signs of a young hood rat. Meanwhile the goddess that is Latrice aka the main thang, is sitting there very poised. She doesn't really react to anything, she sits there in a very professional manner. When the time is right she expresses how she feels in a dignified and respectful manner. At the end of the show the obvious happens. Ghost pretty much chooses the lady over the tramp. They both claim they are done with him. But being a real N word such as myself, naturally i have been in this situation before, and I can assure you that these two will be apart of his life for a long time to come.

If Ghost was to somehow stumble upon this, my advice to him would be to go ahead and settle with Latrice. Granted we didn't get to see a lot of who she was tonight, we saw even more of who she was NOT. I'm sure the network would've loved it if she would've acted like a hoochie. But she didn't, she kept her composure like a true lady.  And that's enough to build something solid on, especially as a celebrity, you need a broad like that.

I'll put my 2014 tax return on Lamar Kardashian being on the next season of couples therapy!