IS THERE ANY HOPE FOR THE BLACK MAN DURING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE???

       


           First off let me start by saying that I love the show "The Walking Dead".  It's one of my all time favorite shows on cable TV. From the way the show's written to the complexity and character development of the characters I just can't get enough of it.  I even went out and brought the motherfuckin "Walking Dead" video game for X-Box 360 and I rarely buy video games.  It takes away from my time of surfing the web for contentious race issues and looking at porn (not really, well kinda...). But I digress cause were getting off topic and that would be letting you in on more than you need to know about me.  Like I said I love the show but there is one aspect that bothers the shit outta me..... the weak-ass black dudes on there!

 Look at these hopeless sons of bitches I got posted above.  Shit is horrible!  How is the hardest black person on TWD a gotdamn samurai black chick!  What kind of shit is that?  Look, I like Michonne but she might be one of the most improbable characters ever in the history of TV.  A black chick swingin around a katana like she straight outta a Anime or sum shit!  Fuck I'm watchin One Piece or sumptin!  Foreals, she gonna be calling out combo moves before she slice up zombies n shit by the end of the series.  The second badass negro award would go to Sasha.  You know the little black chick who came to the prison with that worthless Tyreese character?.... she be gettin it in.  But the black dudes are something else and you know what?  lemme give the break down on these fuk niggas right quick:

Bob -

Bob aka D'Angelo bitch-ass Barksdale (for my peoples in the know about the show "The Wire") suppose to be some kind of Army medic or sum shit but he just winds up looking like a fuckin alcoholic.  He talmbout he just wanna pull his weight cause he so happy that Daryl (who's a G) found his useless black ass.  First time out scavenging this nigga gets someone killed trying to retrieve a bottle of liquor then on the next mission this moron ends up grabbin another bottle liquor instead of getting medicine when people back at the prison are sick.  Daryl ends up punkin his ass and threatin to beat the shit outta him if he drinks the liquor bottle before the people get their medicine and dude looked all kinds of shook.  What kind of nigga just accepts that??? You know what?  Fuck this dudes whole existence I don't even wanna discuss this peon anymore!

Shumpert - 

The meme above says everything you need to know about this nigga.  This nigga so irrelevant that he don't even got a profile on the TWD wiki page.  Just a name.  For those of you not familiar with him he's the big ugly lookin scary ass nigga that was always hangin with the Governor.  I don't even think he had any lines on the show from what I can remember.  After Martinez and Shumpert got separated from the Governor his ass gets cocky with some "walkers" and he ends up getting bit and of course Martinez kills his ass after that.  But all this shit happened off screen in a back story told to the Governor from Martinez because that's just how irrelevant the nigga is.

Jail Niggas -

I gotta admit out of a show full of weak niggas one of these dudes was able to hold his own with Rick in a fight, survive and escape from the prison courtyard that was full of "walkers", then lure some "walkers" back into the prison which ends up getting Lori (most annoying character on the show) and T-Dog's hoe-ass killed.  That shit takes cunning!  Hats off to that young man but then one of the other jail niggas (Oscar) ends up killing him when it comes down to shooting either him (Andrew) or Rick's hoe-ass.  Then this nigga (Oscar) gets shot a couple of episodes later then ends up being put down by Maggie of all people before he can turn into a walker... Dafuq!

Tyreese -

This clown-ass nigga is just frustrating to watch period!  At first when I saw him I was like "Yo, that's Cutty from the Wire!  Shit's about to get hectic!"  During Season 3 he was just kinda going thru the motions trying to find his place getting from one place to another. No prob really.  T-Dog was gone (Thankfully) and Shumpert was just a "token" for the Governor's group so they needed another nigga for the show and along come Tyreese... cool.  But in season 4 shit just went south!  First they got him dating some broad in the prison and he all in love wit her but ain't smashed yet (remind me of someone I know????) while even Glenn's bitch-ass is steady fuckin Maggie but I ain't here to hate on Glenn.  How come no niggas is fuckin on TWD???  But Tyreese bringin a bitch flowers?  This chick end up getting sick and someone (Carol) ends up taking her and some other sick prisoner out into the courtyard and puttin them outta they misery.  Tyreese finds out she got murked and makes a big stink about it to Rick and tries to get gully then Rick beats his black ass like slavery's back in style!  I mean this nigga Tyreese gotta be like 230lbs to Ricks 170lbs and still just ends up getting mashed out.  Shit was nasty!  Daryl had to pull Rick off Tyreese n shit.  Shit was just disgraceful to watch.... After that shit just wasn't the same with the nigga,.and when shit jumped off at the prison with the Governor and he got surrounded by some "walkers" this nigga ends up being saved by some little girls n shit!  What kinda nonsense is that?  Kill this coon off soon please!

T-Dog - 

Sigh... I don't even know where to begin with this nigga.  Imma try to keep it short cause I could talk about this dude forever.  First off just the name T-Dog, really?  Niggas still callin themselves T-Dog in 2000's?  Where they do that at?  As soon as I first seen this nigga in the first season I knew it was over...  But then it went even further and T-Dog took one of the greatest ass-whoopins ever seen on national TV from my main man Merle.  Son, Merle beat that ass so bad that Rick tried to jump in and save T-Dog's ass and got his ass beat in the process until he was able to subdue Merle and handcuff him.  I mean WTF!  This nigga was so clumsy that he tried to give Merle a key to the handcuffs and ends up dropping them hence Merle having to cut his hand off.  Also, why every time you see the nigga he look exhausted n breathing all hard?  Like he just got done doing something crucial to everyone's survival... Life is in a state of ruin and you have to scavenge for food so you can assume that food is scarce so why is this nigga overweight?  How he eating good n all out of shape?  But whatever.  Then in season 2 this cornball ends up almost getting himself killed by accidentally cutting himself on a car door while trying to hide from some "walkers"...Fuck outta here!  Then when everyone go off to look for Carol's missing daughter and he's left with Dale he expresses how hard it is being the only nigga and how he and Dale are the weak links of the group.  And maan, the fuckin look Dale gave T-Dog like "Dafuq! Silly nigger I can somewhat fix this piece of shit RV,  keep Rick, Andrea, and Glen level headed, plus I know what's REALLY good with Shane.  Nigga please, the fuck you do?"  That there said it all for me without even needing to be actually said.  In season 3 he comes back a little bit more hardbody but looks like shit in comparison to how hard Glenn, Maggie, and even Carl looked goin in on some "walkers" in the prison yard.  He finally dies in Season 3 while trying to save Carol from some "walkers" but whatever whatever if he lived it ain't like he woulda got any pussy for doin so...  The nigga made it 3 seasons but was an absolute burden to the group.  He had no special skills, no say in anything they did, and didn't even get to be a part of any drama for what it's worth.  How this nigga out live Shane?  This nigga is just all round depressing to even think about.

So there you have it.  My take on the poor representations of niggas on TWD.  If I overlooked someone on here then they ain't even worth discussing like the black dude who found Rick but couldn't kill his "walker" wife and ended up getting his dumbass son killed.  I mean is this what they think gonna be goin on with niggas during a zombie apocalypse?  We just ain't got no hope at all?  In the new episode of season 4 they finally explained the back story a little bit on Michonne where it's revealed that she had a baby and a babydaddy and kind of lived a bougie lifestyle.  She dreams about her babydaddy and his homeboy with cut off arms and that might of even been the two "walkers" she was originally with in season 3 to mask her presence from other "walkers".  Even tho those two had short screen time they still came off like a couple of complaining feminine bitches on they periods that wasn't built to survive this zombie shit obviously. 

I don't know.... I mean I like the show n all but this shit vex a nigga a littlle like maan can't we get some real niggas up in here?  Like what Djimon Hounsou doin?  What about the African nigga who played Adebisi in "OZ"?  Since they like havin "Wire" niggas on here what about the nigga who played Chris Partlow? Or the cat who played Slim Charles?  I don't know... give me somethin!  Just a nigga who's secure with himself and doesn't immediately get his ass beat or punked out. Then fuck it kill his ass off and then bring in another nigga.  We all know ain't no niggas gonna be no heroes on the show.... Meanwhile the black chicks get to stay goin hard but I still fucks wit it after all is said and done.

If you a black male and don't see no issues at all with this then you might be part of then problem and have weak nigga tendencies.  I mean it's okay for a black man to not be all hyper-masculine all the time and express emotions n whatnot but at the same know when to man the fuck up and do what needs to be done.  I'm jussayin we need a little bit better representation on The Walking  Dead that's all.


     





P.S  Shits still better than Game Of Thrones and there ain't no niggas on there....

      

- Posted by Kam