Tyrese - Shame (Official Video)

Just damn...

#LetRachelLive

So if you paid your phone bill this week and have more than 7 friends on Facebook then you have most likely heard of the Nubian Queen Rachel Dolezal. But for those of you who got a beef with Cricket right now, let me fill you in right quick. Rachel is a #TransRace woman coming straight outta Spokane, Washington. Allegedly she was born as white as Smores and Heely's. At some point in her life she decided enough was enough and one morning she hopped up out the bed, turned her black on, and the rest was history.

So whats the big deal Keef? Well Ms. Dolezal just so happens to be the head/President of the Spokane NAACP chapter.There is a lot of speculation with this story. People are reading blog sites reports of this story like its the truth written in stone or something. In my research, I never found anything where she flat out said I am as black as Burnie Mack. But people will read 2 or 3 memes and think they got the whole story on smash.

Her parents are claiming that she is white because they are both white, and her father's name is on the birth certificate. However, I recall a situation in Detroit i believe where a woman put a random mans name on a form as her child's father so she could receive government assistance. She later admitted that he wasn't the father yet he was still charged for back child support. Check it out. I mention that to say that a name on paper doesn't mean much. Next was the allegations that she lied and said her younger adopted black brothers were her own. That has black people all in a frenzy too. Well there is partial truth to that. Her brother attempted to emancipate himself from her parents and went to move with Rachel. She became his guardian, legal or not i don't know. I don't get paid for that.

At the end of the day, I don't see the big deal. Some people say she profited off being black due to her job and that she got a full scholarship to Howard University. I would think that being white would've gotten her more scholarship opportunities at a primarily black school, but I went to Everett, we have all kinds of diversity in there. And how much money can be made from being a NAACP head?

The real issue at hand is the fact that she is fine as third century wine. that's what really got these people in a frenzy. 37 years old and stuntin on half these younger birds. I'll include pictures, don't you worry. Now while I am on Ms. Rachel's side, the comedian in me can't deny the hilarity of the #AskRachel frenzy going on.

I don't know if this one is legit but I like it regardless.

#AskRachel

#Pray4Rachel

 

"Almost every man wants to grow up and marry a woman as classy and beautiful as his mother, and have a side chick as raunchy and nasty as the woman his dad cheated on her with." -Keef

First things first I want to shout out the two people that read this.
Ok so today i was perusing other peoples blogs looking up my favorite subject: Side Chicks. And believe it or not society is actually sympathetic to the plight of side chicks. Yes i said sympathetic and plight in regards to side chicks. I know some people have preconceived notions about side chicks but at the end of the day most of them are like pit bulls. They are just fun loving creatures looking for love from a decent owner and sometimes family, but have been stigmatized by society. There has been a label placed on them as home wreckers, Jezebels, skanks, harlots and etc. But the truth of the matter is that the main chick is the true home wrecker 90% of the time (Note: 90% of all statistics are made up). I'm not just going to drop a bomb like that and walk away. I'll break it down for you.

I have a few partners (as in home boys not to be confused with domestic partners) who have side chicks. Some have been married for decades, some are newly weds, and some are just dating. Their ages, races, upbringing, political orientation all differ, but one thing connects them all. That longing or desire for something the woman they thought they loved just wont or cant give them. For the main chicks out there let me say this first, you're man loves you. that's why he is still there. That's why you get Ruth Chris' and she gets Outback at the most! There are some men who just have an insatiable appetite. Appetite for sex, or some genre of stimulation. I have a friend who is cheating on his wife in every sense of the word, but has never touched the woman he is cheating with, Rather he makes love to her mind, the sneak around and meet up to discuss politics and current events. The rush he gets from that mental stimulation is unmatched he says. He thinks he could get in her draws but the ecstasy he gets from the conversation is so much joy that he doesn't dream of crossing that line. I remember one day we were talking and I asked him what made him realize that she was the one. The answer was so simple, he told me they were having casual conversation over a friendly lunch and he accidentally said the word, 'cognizant' and she understood it and actually gave him slight praise for using it. Let me tell you. I was astonished! Something so simple opened his mind, eyes and heart to a woman he may or may not have ever seen in that light before.

After that i really began inquiring from my other friends. The answers were astonishing. They ranged from, 'because she cooks better' to 'she's in the same field of work as me'. These responses left me with the understanding that sometimes there is almost nothing a woman can do to keep her man completely satisfied. But there are other times where women just don't want to do what it takes to keep their man pleased. Now i know what some of y'all are saying. "If he gonna cheat then he should leave! Don't put his unfaithfulness on me!" and blah blah blah. And in a perfect world. A world of black and white that would be true. but in reality there is of grey matter, and a lot of it. I suddenly got tired. I'll finish this when i feel like it!

"Jesus loved the hos too! Ask Mary M." -Keef

J. Cole is silently making history... Unbeknownst to niggas

Check this video out. J. Cole will be respected 20 years from now! So many in-nuances I can't even count.

Pretend I said something witty

You ain't got to go all the way to Afrika girl....

There's a bunch of aint spit ninjas over here in the US and we got running water and electricity over here!

"If you find a side joint that even yo mama like, hold on to her! She's special!"

The Week Apple Contributed To The Revolution (RIP Walter Scott)

Man.... This shit been going on since long before Keef was around! It happens so much that it almost makes me laugh now, although nothing is funny about it. The camera phone has done very little to uplift the black community, but its destroying the mindset of the naive White Americans. Walter Scott is just another tally. No, he's more than that. He is a human being. Or was, he is no longer. Because another scary man with a badge. See, I wont call him racist. If he was racist, he would've been a man about it and planted whatever he wanted on him and done his bidding head up. But no, when these things happen, I can't help but to picture a little chubby kid in elementary or high school getting "bullied". Then he grew up and got a badge and a gun instead of the therapy he so desperately and obviously needed. I watched the video, and i am a man who can see both sides of ANY (I guess now, ALMOST) argument. But to fire at a slow moving man running away from you 8 times.... You can't justify that. You just can't. I don't think I've ever said this, but I hope they fry his ass! Let him go out the same way. I apologize this aint all eloquent and spit but sometimes you just gotta be raw.

"A man is only as good as his side chick! So get one to prove your worth!" - Keef circa 2008

Ok. I'm going to come back hard. No days off. Starting tomorrow. Here's something to keep you occupied til then.

Movie Review/Spoiler: The Equalizer

SO check this out. Today was my off day so I decided to go check  out a flick at the cinema. That new Denzel/Fuqua joint just dropped so I copped a ticket at the matinee price. So for all you ADHD and hard of reading MOFO's i will some the movie up like this: Just imagine Joyhn W. Creasy, yes that's spelled correctly (Denzel's character from Man On Fire), sober, with that same rage and determination. Just a little more calculating and put together due to the lack of alcohol in his system.

Now for people who have a desk job that don't mind reading 16 bars or more imma give you the real spill. First thing you need to know is that the movie is over two hours long. It starts by following a very tidy and meticulous man around on his daily life. He SSS (Shit, Showers, Shaves) then heads to work at "Home Mart", which looks like your typical Home Depot, except a little cleaner so maybe it was Lowes. We come to learn the mans name is Robert McCall, who sometimes goes by Bob. He is a very nice, caring gentleman who genuinely likes to help people out. He doesn't get rattled at all it seems as displayed by his continuous resolve when dealing with some of his younger, slightly disrespectful co workers. The movie starts kind of slow, not a boring slow, but a "when we gonna get to the good stuff slow". He has a schedule he keeps, appears to be an insomniac and likes to have his tea and read his back at a 24 hour diner near his apartment. At this diner he befriends a young prostitute, not in a sexual manner though, he just sees and speaks to her as a normal human being, something most prostitutes aren't afforded the luxury of. So blah blah blah the ho has goals and dreams and stuff but she don't think she can achieve them because shes a lowly slut bucket sucking on pickles til she gets a dill (deal). Ha! Did you get it? Whatever I thought it was funny. Anyway she revealed to McCall her birth name, which is always a sign that a hooker or stripper or female author has let you in to their world. McCall then empowers the young harlot to do what she wants, they go out for a long walk on the streets of Boston and at the end of that walk, ol Slavi (Pimpin' Playa Patna) pulls up and tells her to get in the car.

You can guess what happens next. My mans has got to keep his pimp hand strong. He beats the breaks off that young Russian girl. McCall doesn't see the skeezer at the diner for a few days then the chef/waiter/host/cashier tells him that shes in the hospital. So y'all know what happens next, if you don't just think about it. Based on everything you've seen on TV and society for that matter in the past 50 years, what would a older Black gentleman do when a young White lady is in distress? He runs to the cleaners and pulls out his Captain Save-A-Ho cape. From there the movie picks up dramatically. McCall swings by the pimps office which is on the second floor of a posh Russian eatery (I say eatery because I have a hard time spelling that restuaraunt or resteront or restarant or whatever word), he offers the pimp nearly 10 racks for the girls freedom, of course that's a no go. A young Russian like that can bring in 10 stacks in a weekend if she work hard enough (shout out to all the hard workin hos)! When the pimp refuses the offer Denzel proceeds to kill him and his four or five henchman in the room. And the way he did it was nothing less than spectacular. I mean he was erasing eyeballs, killing white Russians with cork screws, shooting and stabbing them with their own weapons. It was crazy.

Well come to find out, them weren't just some pimps. They had heavy connections to some billionaire crime lord in Moscow. So that chump sends some even bigger chump to Boston to deal with McCall. My man McCall went through all of them punching, kicking, slicing, dicing he even gave another dude a buck fifty across his face. Of course he takes out a few dirty cops and what not then there is the showdown at Home Mart where McCall uses just about every piece of equipment to kill them suckas. I'm talking from barbed wire to cordless drills. Pruning sheers with the long handles to mini propane tanks in the microwave. Then the finally he sent the chump to the after life with some kind of crazy nail gun. I mean the range on that thing was ridiculous! Then when he was done with killing all of them they show him doing his cold as ice probably patented "Denzel Walk" away. I'm convinced one of his legs must be shorter than the other one. After all that is done he heads to Moscow to kill the big boss and his litany of foot soldiers.Naturally he succeeds. Once you've taken out the biggest crime lord of Russia what else is there to do?

Well, my man McCall decides to go right back to his modest apartment in his urban neighborhood where none other than that ho turned housewife shows up talmbout she readin books and all. She says someone left her 10 thousand big ones at the hospital, she suspects that it was Sliva offering her hush money to start a new life. The two have this very unnecessary and awkward conversation where McCall basically tells her to go search her dream. I don't know about you people but 10 G'z wouldn't last too long in my life the way my bills are set up. Any who she does that. Then credits run for a second and it cuts back to McCall on the lap top doing something and supposedly if I would've stayed to watch that I would've seen that there is possibly a sequel coming. But that is highly unlikely because Denzel ain't NEVER did a sequel, and if he were to do one I'd love to see a prequel to Training Day.

Here's the trailer for your consideration:

Overall I give the movie about 7-7.5 out of 10. It was a good action movie, but nothing very lasting about it. I mean I'd take a broad to see this before taking her to the Hoochie Burger.
And I ain't proof reading JACK! I don't get paid to do this and no one reads it anyway!

 

 

 

"Your woman will stand by because of the things you've done, a side chick stands by you because of things you're doing. So if you don't have any side chicks it's probably because you ain't doing shhhhh" -Keef

My new favorite White group.

 

Dat Bull was on that bull...

For some reason there has been a resurgence of a news story from last year where a highly sought after high school senior football player turned down a full ride to a major university. That's not too unusual though, these things happen. Sometimes a student is holding out for a better university. Sometimes a student athlete wants to attend their local or favorite university. Some athletes might even want to wait for a school who can offer them the most playing time. But this nigga (I'm sorry, but that's the word that best suits him and his state of mind at the time) Jay Harris (no relation) turned down a full scholarship to Michigan State University, simply because he wanted to pursue a rap career. Citing that he can always go to college later. Apparently that rap career didn't take off and my  mans got his head straight. He has enrolled at Western Michigan University, and the coach has said that Jay is working his "tail end off". Two thunder claps for this near tragic story turned around!

Jay Harris interview sounding like he needs to go to college.

Charlamagne The God tells us how he really feels about Jay "DatBull" Harris

 

Elvis was a racist! And so is the media!

I'm not sure if fictional television programming can be considered the media, but for this moment it is! After my man's Kam came through and dropped science on The Walking Dead and it's lack solid Black men, I have begun seeking a strong Black figure in any show. I haven't found one. Granted I don't watch nearly as much television as I used to but it shouldn't be that hard to find one. The last show I can think of that fit the mold was Martin. There was a recent episode of The Walking Dead where Tyrese was seen holding a baby (a WHITE baby at that), peering through a KITCHEN window, while Carol is in the backyard handling MAN business. *Spoiler Alert* Carol was out back shooting a young kid in the back of the head because she had lost her mind! That's something that Tyrese should've been doing. But no, his ol b**ch ass was in the kitchen fixin grits for massah while tendin to his other massahs youngin. Then you got Bob! Naturally he has a vice, can't keep his lips out of some cough syrup. He's running around with two broads and still ain't the man of the house!

Next up is Scandal. Not one single real N word on there either. I know what you Gladiators are gonna say. "What about Harrison, Keef?" That dude has had a total face time of 7 minutes over this entire season. The Scandal staff still hasn't even taken the time to explain his story. We know everyone else's business but we don't know what went down with him. Then that cum bucket Olivia had herself a solid good Black man in her life in the senator but what did she do? The exact thing 97% of all black women are trained to do from birth! Degrade him because he doesn't have something the next man got. Here we have the Senator who doesn't have a wife, nor does he kill people for fun or for work. Yet she throws him out with the garbage! Why? Because his presence would've been something for young black men to aspire to. Then there is my main man Rowan Pope! I have always liked Rowan, I can tell when someone is the truth. Everything he did was right in my eyes. However the writers were able to write him off as a bad man, when real N words world wide knew otherwise from the very beginning.

Another show I watch Vehemently is a Netflix original, House of Cards. That show only has one black man and that's Remy. He's well polished but plays a villain role. A vigilante if you will. But to be honest, there aren't any positive role models on that show.

Breaking Bad had one black guy. Well he wasn't really black but America will classify him as such so i will too. He, too was a villain.

If you have a show that actually has a black man playing the lead role who is to be respected let me know. Until then, I will continue to believe that Elvis and the media are one in the same.

 

Couple's Therapy: Don't Give Up The Ghost!

This picture says it all! I mean I ain't one for the reality show craze but Couples Therapy manages to get one hood classic every show it seems. From DMX to Flava Flav to Too $hort. Wasn't JoJo on there too? Anyway, my man Ghost is not disappointing this season. Long story short, this fool brought, in essence, his side chick on the show. It has been evident throughout the entire show that he is not nearly as vested in this relationship as his "girl" Kelsy is. But recently he dropped a bomb on her that he has been dating another chick for two years. The crazy part is that he has only been dating young Kelsy for 1 year. So some of the staff members thought it would be a good idea to call Ghost's REAL woman to the stage. So she shows up... and shuts the game down! She's badder than a two year old! She comes in with a tight fitting yet not ratchet dress on.  Got every single one of her hairs did. I mean every last one! While Kelsy over there looking like a referee without a whistle! So the confrontation begins and Ghost's begins to tell his main thing about that trash he been taking out, or "bagging" as New Yorkers would say. Young Kelsy is getting hype! She doing the neck rolling, the hand clapping, and all the other signs of a young hood rat. Meanwhile the goddess that is Latrice aka the main thang, is sitting there very poised. She doesn't really react to anything, she sits there in a very professional manner. When the time is right she expresses how she feels in a dignified and respectful manner. At the end of the show the obvious happens. Ghost pretty much chooses the lady over the tramp. They both claim they are done with him. But being a real N word such as myself, naturally i have been in this situation before, and I can assure you that these two will be apart of his life for a long time to come.

If Ghost was to somehow stumble upon this, my advice to him would be to go ahead and settle with Latrice. Granted we didn't get to see a lot of who she was tonight, we saw even more of who she was NOT. I'm sure the network would've loved it if she would've acted like a hoochie. But she didn't, she kept her composure like a true lady.  And that's enough to build something solid on, especially as a celebrity, you need a broad like that.

I'll put my 2014 tax return on Lamar Kardashian being on the next season of couples therapy!

IS THERE ANY HOPE FOR THE BLACK MAN DURING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE???

       


           First off let me start by saying that I love the show "The Walking Dead".  It's one of my all time favorite shows on cable TV. From the way the show's written to the complexity and character development of the characters I just can't get enough of it.  I even went out and brought the motherfuckin "Walking Dead" video game for X-Box 360 and I rarely buy video games.  It takes away from my time of surfing the web for contentious race issues and looking at porn (not really, well kinda...). But I digress cause were getting off topic and that would be letting you in on more than you need to know about me.  Like I said I love the show but there is one aspect that bothers the shit outta me..... the weak-ass black dudes on there!

 Look at these hopeless sons of bitches I got posted above.  Shit is horrible!  How is the hardest black person on TWD a gotdamn samurai black chick!  What kind of shit is that?  Look, I like Michonne but she might be one of the most improbable characters ever in the history of TV.  A black chick swingin around a katana like she straight outta a Anime or sum shit!  Fuck I'm watchin One Piece or sumptin!  Foreals, she gonna be calling out combo moves before she slice up zombies n shit by the end of the series.  The second badass negro award would go to Sasha.  You know the little black chick who came to the prison with that worthless Tyreese character?.... she be gettin it in.  But the black dudes are something else and you know what?  lemme give the break down on these fuk niggas right quick:

Bob -

Bob aka D'Angelo bitch-ass Barksdale (for my peoples in the know about the show "The Wire") suppose to be some kind of Army medic or sum shit but he just winds up looking like a fuckin alcoholic.  He talmbout he just wanna pull his weight cause he so happy that Daryl (who's a G) found his useless black ass.  First time out scavenging this nigga gets someone killed trying to retrieve a bottle of liquor then on the next mission this moron ends up grabbin another bottle liquor instead of getting medicine when people back at the prison are sick.  Daryl ends up punkin his ass and threatin to beat the shit outta him if he drinks the liquor bottle before the people get their medicine and dude looked all kinds of shook.  What kind of nigga just accepts that??? You know what?  Fuck this dudes whole existence I don't even wanna discuss this peon anymore!

Shumpert - 

The meme above says everything you need to know about this nigga.  This nigga so irrelevant that he don't even got a profile on the TWD wiki page.  Just a name.  For those of you not familiar with him he's the big ugly lookin scary ass nigga that was always hangin with the Governor.  I don't even think he had any lines on the show from what I can remember.  After Martinez and Shumpert got separated from the Governor his ass gets cocky with some "walkers" and he ends up getting bit and of course Martinez kills his ass after that.  But all this shit happened off screen in a back story told to the Governor from Martinez because that's just how irrelevant the nigga is.

Jail Niggas -

I gotta admit out of a show full of weak niggas one of these dudes was able to hold his own with Rick in a fight, survive and escape from the prison courtyard that was full of "walkers", then lure some "walkers" back into the prison which ends up getting Lori (most annoying character on the show) and T-Dog's hoe-ass killed.  That shit takes cunning!  Hats off to that young man but then one of the other jail niggas (Oscar) ends up killing him when it comes down to shooting either him (Andrew) or Rick's hoe-ass.  Then this nigga (Oscar) gets shot a couple of episodes later then ends up being put down by Maggie of all people before he can turn into a walker... Dafuq!

Tyreese -

This clown-ass nigga is just frustrating to watch period!  At first when I saw him I was like "Yo, that's Cutty from the Wire!  Shit's about to get hectic!"  During Season 3 he was just kinda going thru the motions trying to find his place getting from one place to another. No prob really.  T-Dog was gone (Thankfully) and Shumpert was just a "token" for the Governor's group so they needed another nigga for the show and along come Tyreese... cool.  But in season 4 shit just went south!  First they got him dating some broad in the prison and he all in love wit her but ain't smashed yet (remind me of someone I know????) while even Glenn's bitch-ass is steady fuckin Maggie but I ain't here to hate on Glenn.  How come no niggas is fuckin on TWD???  But Tyreese bringin a bitch flowers?  This chick end up getting sick and someone (Carol) ends up taking her and some other sick prisoner out into the courtyard and puttin them outta they misery.  Tyreese finds out she got murked and makes a big stink about it to Rick and tries to get gully then Rick beats his black ass like slavery's back in style!  I mean this nigga Tyreese gotta be like 230lbs to Ricks 170lbs and still just ends up getting mashed out.  Shit was nasty!  Daryl had to pull Rick off Tyreese n shit.  Shit was just disgraceful to watch.... After that shit just wasn't the same with the nigga,.and when shit jumped off at the prison with the Governor and he got surrounded by some "walkers" this nigga ends up being saved by some little girls n shit!  What kinda nonsense is that?  Kill this coon off soon please!

T-Dog - 

Sigh... I don't even know where to begin with this nigga.  Imma try to keep it short cause I could talk about this dude forever.  First off just the name T-Dog, really?  Niggas still callin themselves T-Dog in 2000's?  Where they do that at?  As soon as I first seen this nigga in the first season I knew it was over...  But then it went even further and T-Dog took one of the greatest ass-whoopins ever seen on national TV from my main man Merle.  Son, Merle beat that ass so bad that Rick tried to jump in and save T-Dog's ass and got his ass beat in the process until he was able to subdue Merle and handcuff him.  I mean WTF!  This nigga was so clumsy that he tried to give Merle a key to the handcuffs and ends up dropping them hence Merle having to cut his hand off.  Also, why every time you see the nigga he look exhausted n breathing all hard?  Like he just got done doing something crucial to everyone's survival... Life is in a state of ruin and you have to scavenge for food so you can assume that food is scarce so why is this nigga overweight?  How he eating good n all out of shape?  But whatever.  Then in season 2 this cornball ends up almost getting himself killed by accidentally cutting himself on a car door while trying to hide from some "walkers"...Fuck outta here!  Then when everyone go off to look for Carol's missing daughter and he's left with Dale he expresses how hard it is being the only nigga and how he and Dale are the weak links of the group.  And maan, the fuckin look Dale gave T-Dog like "Dafuq! Silly nigger I can somewhat fix this piece of shit RV,  keep Rick, Andrea, and Glen level headed, plus I know what's REALLY good with Shane.  Nigga please, the fuck you do?"  That there said it all for me without even needing to be actually said.  In season 3 he comes back a little bit more hardbody but looks like shit in comparison to how hard Glenn, Maggie, and even Carl looked goin in on some "walkers" in the prison yard.  He finally dies in Season 3 while trying to save Carol from some "walkers" but whatever whatever if he lived it ain't like he woulda got any pussy for doin so...  The nigga made it 3 seasons but was an absolute burden to the group.  He had no special skills, no say in anything they did, and didn't even get to be a part of any drama for what it's worth.  How this nigga out live Shane?  This nigga is just all round depressing to even think about.

So there you have it.  My take on the poor representations of niggas on TWD.  If I overlooked someone on here then they ain't even worth discussing like the black dude who found Rick but couldn't kill his "walker" wife and ended up getting his dumbass son killed.  I mean is this what they think gonna be goin on with niggas during a zombie apocalypse?  We just ain't got no hope at all?  In the new episode of season 4 they finally explained the back story a little bit on Michonne where it's revealed that she had a baby and a babydaddy and kind of lived a bougie lifestyle.  She dreams about her babydaddy and his homeboy with cut off arms and that might of even been the two "walkers" she was originally with in season 3 to mask her presence from other "walkers".  Even tho those two had short screen time they still came off like a couple of complaining feminine bitches on they periods that wasn't built to survive this zombie shit obviously. 

I don't know.... I mean I like the show n all but this shit vex a nigga a littlle like maan can't we get some real niggas up in here?  Like what Djimon Hounsou doin?  What about the African nigga who played Adebisi in "OZ"?  Since they like havin "Wire" niggas on here what about the nigga who played Chris Partlow? Or the cat who played Slim Charles?  I don't know... give me somethin!  Just a nigga who's secure with himself and doesn't immediately get his ass beat or punked out. Then fuck it kill his ass off and then bring in another nigga.  We all know ain't no niggas gonna be no heroes on the show.... Meanwhile the black chicks get to stay goin hard but I still fucks wit it after all is said and done.

If you a black male and don't see no issues at all with this then you might be part of then problem and have weak nigga tendencies.  I mean it's okay for a black man to not be all hyper-masculine all the time and express emotions n whatnot but at the same know when to man the fuck up and do what needs to be done.  I'm jussayin we need a little bit better representation on The Walking  Dead that's all.


     





P.S  Shits still better than Game Of Thrones and there ain't no niggas on there....

      

- Posted by Kam